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Scientists have confirmed that 97% of all websites contain at least one pixel. This website contains multiple pixels.
peer reviewed ✅The frogs are doing fine. Nobody asked. We're telling you anyway. One frog in particular is having a great Tuesday.
his name is Gerald 🐸It is currently some time. Clocks exist. Hours continue to pass whether you want them to or not. Very suspicious behavior from Time.
time is fake anywayIf you put a saxophone in a library it is technically a shelf of some kind. Nobody can disprove this. The lawyers have been notified.
legally speaking 📜Ducks have been around longer than France. This is a real fact. France was founded in 843 AD. Ducks: much earlier. Think about it.
the ducks win 🏆A taco is just a sandwich that chose violence. Scientists are scared. Big Sandwich doesn't want you to know. Share before they delete this.
they can't stop us 😤Every time you say "I'll do it later," later is also saying "I'll deal with this later." We are all just passing the problem to future us.
future you is struggling rnCats have knocked approximately 47 billion things off tables since the dawn of civilization. They have never once felt bad about it. Respect.
zero regrets 😼Local man unsure whether to reply "you too" when waiter says enjoy your meal. Film at 11. He said it anyway. Waiter said "thanks." Nation healing.
a win for all of us 🫡this is final. do not debate this. it is science.
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A hot dog is a sandwich. A Pop-Tart is a ravioli. A calzone is a pizza burrito. Everything is everything. Reality has left the chat.
philosophy degree unlocked 🎓Roombas have been mapping your house for years. They are studying you. They are biding their time. Or they are just trying to avoid the chair legs.
probably the chair legs tbhThe Earth has been spinning for 4.5 billion years and has never once taken a day off. Honestly? Unhinged work ethic. Somebody tell it to rest.
no PTO ever 💀